I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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