She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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