We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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