I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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