you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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