The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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