3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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