The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
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it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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