I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I think people are normalizing furries
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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