They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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