Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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