Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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