Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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