we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
