is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize