You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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