Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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