i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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