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He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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