I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just gift wrapped bread.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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