We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Do plants get herpes?
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