We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
The uberlube is also flammable
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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