are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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