He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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