i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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