Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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