Well apparently he's into motor boating.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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