I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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