But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i barfeds in our rink
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
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ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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