is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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