I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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