I am in a vortex of obligation.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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