i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
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