There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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