If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Are we still banned from the library?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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