How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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