What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
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I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
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