Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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