Me too!
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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