Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
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