I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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