im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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