that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
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im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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