its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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