If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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