my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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