Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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