Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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