we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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