it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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