So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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