my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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