so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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