carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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